Digital Fever – Holy crapware Batman!
By Mike Kroll
So it's the holiday season and lucky
you just received a new computer. You take it out of the box, set it up and
plug it in only to discover that it boots too slow and has a desktop full of
icons. The slow boot is caused by the dozen or more programs that are
configured to start upon system boot and which consume huge chunks of your new
computer's precious memory and steal many processor cycles. Your patience wanes
and you begin to believe that this new computer just doesn't have the
horsepower you expected. Then windows begin popping up with “great software
offers” and reminding you to register soon before the trial version of xyz
expires in 15 or 30 days. Somehow you must resist the urge to scream because
you are buried in crapware!
Crapware has grown into a huge
dilemma for new computer owners. Tales like that described above happen with
all to great frequency when people like you buy new computers. It really
doesn't matter whether you buy a Dell or an HP or Compaq or Acer. And the
problem is just as much in evidence on laptops as on desktops. Crapware is
factory installed programs of little or questionable value that come standard
on nearly all name-brand computers today.
When computers were first introduced
it wasn't uncommon for the buyer to have to purchase the operating system and
other software separately from the computer itself and at frequently
ridiculously high prices. Then some of the second and third tier brand began
bundling not only the OS but useful programs like word processors, spreadsheets
and the like. This added perceived value to the computer and helped compete
with the bigger brands advertising budgets. Eventually nearly all computer
brands came preinstalled with not only the OS but a variety of “useful”
software although seldom the top software titles or most recent versions.
But including this software came at a
cost to the computer manufacturer. They had to pay the software companies to
bundle their software with each computer sold and although they paid but a
fraction of the software's retail cost it was peanuts. Software companies
discovered that there is a hugh degree of inertia among users and if you can
get a computer user to become comfortable with you word processor it is extremely
likely that they will later purchase upgraded versions of this software at
retail prices of mildly discounted.
There is a competitive advantage to
being included on a new computer from the start that just mitigate some or much
of the cost of providing bundled software to computer manufacturers, especially
if you could create an almost immediate need to upgrade the software. Hence the
game changed to bundling complete, full-featured software applications (albeit
frequently somewhat dated) to time-limited or feature-restricted trial versions
of the newest software applications provided to computer manufacturers
absolutely free. This was the beginning of crapware.
Even before the advent of the
Internet the spectrum of crapware opportunities really began to blossum as
computers began to include modems and companies like America On-line,
Compuserve, and a number of other national dial-up networks saw the huge
potential of crapware to encourage people to try our their subscription based
services and eventually sign-up for paid memberships. It was much, much easier
to sell memberships once the potential customer has had the opportunity to try
out your service. Soon nearly every new computer included more than one of
these wonderful offers.
By the mid 1990s we saw the
blossoming of the Internet and not long after the problem of computer viruses
created yet more new opportunities to bundle crapware trial versions of
antivirus products from Norton and McAfee. The phenomenal popularity of the
Internet also fed the market for on-line gaming and soon these too were bundled
as crapware. It literally became almost impossible to purchase a new computer
without all the crapware.
For the handful of readers who
haven't figured out why crapware is such a problem yet let me explain its
impact on you. That brand new computer has significant sections of your storage
capacity devoted to software you likely don't need, don't want yet will most
likely live with for the lifetime of your computer. Most of this software just
isn't useful or if it is useful the free trial period ends all too soon and you
must pay more to continue using it. To further punish you much of the software
is designed to start at bootup wasting valuable memory and processor cycles.
My advice to you is to be prepared
for the problem and calmly plan to navigate your way to the Windows control
panel where you should select “add and remove programs” (in Windows XP) or
“programs and features (in Windows Vista) where you can begin uninstalling the
mass of crapware on you new computer. I recommend uninstalling any and all
trial software and any other software you don't really need or want; and this
process should include any trial version of Norton or McAfee. While you are
there uninstall Messenger, Outlook Express, and MSN as they are either serious
security vulnerabilities or just plain useless software.
Next you should use Internet Explorer
once to download the following two files from the Mozilla Foundation website (www.Mozilla.com): the Firefox web browser
and Thunderbird e-mail client. The two downloaded files will show up on your
desktop by default in WinXP or in your personal download folder in Win Vista.
Double-click on each program file one-at-a-time to install them on you machine.
From now on do not use any version of Internet Explorer or Outlook Express as
they are security nightmares. Instead you can use Firefox as a replacement for
the former and Thunderbird to replace the latter.
Once they are installed you should
delete the Internet Explorer icon from your desktop to reduce the opportunity
to mistakenly use it in the future. Unfortunately since Internet Explorer was
designed to be integral to Windows you do not have the option of totally
uninstalling it as you can Outlook or Messenger.
12/18/08
Part II
Battling crapware continued...
Last
week we discussed what crapware was and why it is so common. We also explained
why new computer user's should be concerned about it. I recommended that when
you buy your new brand-name computer one of the first things you should do is
to remove as much of the crapware that came preinstalled as possible. While
many of these annoying programs can be easily removed others are either harder
to recognize or specifically designed to frustrate the novice user from
attempts to remove them.
The
first line of attack is the “add and remove programs” area of the control panel
in Windows XP or the “programs and features” section of the control panel in
Windows Vista. Go through the list of software installed and click to uninstall
any application you know to be trialware or of no interest to you; but be
careful not to simply uninstall programs willy-nilly. The safest course of
action is to leave any program you are not sure about in place and merely
remove those that you are highly confident are unwanted or unnecessary.
Some
techniques you can use to identify the crapware is first to check out the many
desktop icons or list of program folders on the state menu. Many of the
trialware programs will be so identified in the icon description. In most cases
you can assume that any copy of Norton or McAfee that comes preinstalled is
trialware, this is also true if your computer comes with Microsoft Office or
QuickBooks or Quicken preinstalled. Ditto for any preinstalled Internet access
deals from AOL, Compuserv, Earthlink, etc.
Another
common form of crapware is preinstalled spyware. On-line games, weather
programs, screen savers, toolbars and the like are nearly always problematic
and should be considered crapware. In my experience the worst thing a new
computer user can do is immediately hook their computer to the Internet before
removing as much of the crapware as possible. Doing so merely invites further
infestation as preinstalled spyware is allowed to communicate outbound from
your computer.
While
Microsoft's Internet Explorer and Outlook Express or Mail programs are touted
as valuable features of the Windows operating system they are really security
nightmares that I recommend you NEVER use. Microsoft has never taken security
seriously and I know of few other supposedly legitimate software programs that
have suffered from the long list of outstanding security weaknesses and
exploits that seem to plague these Microsoft products. There are dozens of
competing e-mail programs and a good selection of competing web browsers
available at little or no cost. I strongly recommend the Firefox web browser
and the Thunderbird e-mail client distributed freely by the Mozilla Foundation
(www.mozilla.com). My clients who have
switched to these products experience far fewer spyware problems and enjoy a
better feature set as well.
Once
you have downloaded and installed Firefox I recommend that you delete the
Internet Explorer icon from your desktop to minimize your chances of using the
program in the future. Your next step is to click on the “Tools” menu of
Firefox and then click on “Add-ons” in the drop-down menu. This will open a new
window from which you can find many useful extensions, themes or plugins for
Firefox and automatically install them. For now I will just recommend two,
Adblock Plus and IE Tab. These extensions will block nearly all Internet
advertisements from displaying in your browser and permit you to emulate
Microsoft's Internet Explorer on those websites that only seem to work properly
with that browser. IE Tab works so well you can even use Firefox to connect
with Microsoft's Windows update page (www.update.microsoft.com)!
Now
that you have Firefox installed and populated with some useful extensions the
next step is to download a wonderful utility called What's Running. This
program is at its heart a process inspector for Windows XP or Vista (the same
program works well in both versions of Windows). What's Running lets you see
exactly what software programs of processes are running on your computer at any
time and gives you the ability to stop any process you choose. Now this is a
powerful tool that must be used with care and caution but it also helps you
discover programs running in the background on your computer that you may not
want running. Additionally, What's Running included a Startup manager tab that
allows you to easily control what programs start automatically at bootup, a
very useful tool. The program let's you easily stop processes or disable
startup programs or even eliminate startup programs with just a few
mouse-clicks. You can safely download What's Running from the website (www.whatsrunning.net) and once
downloaded simply click on the icon to install the program.
Next,
use Firefox to navigate to the website of Ccleaner (www.ccleaner.com) where you should download
the program of the same name. Once downloaded install Ccleaner and use it to
clean unnecessary or dangerous files from your system and to perform safe and
effective maintenance on your registry. Most other free programs that promise
to do these tasks are neither safe nor effective but I swear by Ccleaner. I
recommend you run Ccleaner immediately after you install or uninstall any
software on your computer or once every week or two. You will be amazed at just
how much crap it eliminates.
Crapware
is an annoyance but it can be so much more and the best time to deal with it is
the first time you turn on your new computer. Don't expect it to go away soon
because in most cases computer manufacturers actually get paid by crapware
vendors for including this on your new computer. Interestingly enough many,
many computer buyers have been complaining to computer manufacturers about his
problem and these voices have been heard, sort of. Now some manufacturers who
sell direct across the Internet such as Dell, Sony or Acer offer the availability
of crapware free computer but only at extra cost. That's right, they want to
charge you (typically about $50) to not put this crapware on your new PC!
With
a little bit of preparation as I have described above you can get a grip on
your crapware situation, free up disk space, cleanup your desktop of
unnecessary icons and trim down the number of software apps that load upon
system boot.
Mike Kroll operates Dr. Mike
Computer Therapist where he sells and services personal computers in Galesburg.
He can be reached by e-mail at: Dr.Mike@Bizconnect.net or by telephone at 343-6333.