Nothing
Up My Sleeve
Jon
Gallagher
There
Ought to be a License for Parenting
I’m
guilty of eavesdropping.
The
discussion was about the movie Final
Destination. It’s one of those
gory movies that has someone dying a violent death about every ten minutes or
so, the next death just a little more gory and intense than the last. I know this because the two people
discussing it were giving explicit details which included descriptions peppered
with the “f” word whenever an adjective was needed.
The
two entered into the discussion were 9 and 10. I know. I asked
them.
They
were sitting atop a playset at the local playground
while my daughter, age four, was trying to slide down the attached curvy slide. There were several other children that
were her age also climbing and sliding on the set.
Being
old, big, and ugly has its moments.
I approached the two young pottymouths, and
said, “I appreciate your ability to pronounce all those grown up words. That takes a lot of skill. But I’d appreciate it if you didn’t use
that kind of language around all these young kids.” Then, I smiled.
Both
of the boys looked at each other and you could tell that lumps were forming in
their little throats. I can be
pretty scary at times.
I
found myself wondering what kind of parents would let their nine and ten year
old kids watch that kind of movie.
When I got home, I checked it out and it’s rated “R” because of “strong
horror violence/gore, language, and some nudity.” That pretty well covers the spectrum.
Upon
some further research, I found that the movie has the “F” word used 34 times
(someone sits around and counts this stuff???), which is about once every three
minutes. If you thought I was
kidding about someone dying every ten minutes, you’re wrong. At least twenty gory deaths are
detailed which is roughly one every four and a half minutes.
Some
parent is letting their kid watch this crap (readers: please feel free to
insert any profanity you wish for the word “crap”)???
I
guess it shouldn’t surprise me.
During the time I worked at Circuit City, I spent quite a bit of it as a
cashier, ringing up purchases for people.
Almost daily, a kid under the age of 17 would come in and try to buy an
R rated movie or game. Any time I
got one of them, I refused to sell it to them unless they could produce a
driver’s license to prove their age.
I can’t tell you how many ten year old kids had the guts to tell me that
they left it in the car.
In
many cases, the kid would come back into the store with a parent in tow,
demanding to purchase the movie.
I’d always explain our policy on selling mature movies and software to
minors, and more times than not, I’d get told off by the parents.
When
I was growing up, I was subjected to some violence on TV, and I don’t think it
made me a bad person. I only
remember one time when I tried to copy what I’d seen.
I
walked up to my older sister, took my fist, and pounded it off her stomach like
I’d seen on TV. I knew I was in
trouble when A) there was no sound of a tympani drum being hit like when Moe
did it to Curly, and B) the fire shot from her eyes.
Seems
like I also remember rolling across the room and only being stopped by the
opposite wall. I was probably only
about four or five at the time, but I don’t think I ever tried that again. On anyone, let alone my sister.
There
are groups that claim that violence displayed by Moe, Larry and Curly is bad
for children to watch. There are
probably groups that warn about the dangers of watching the Road Runner and his
battles with that Coyote fella too. Personally, I think most kids can tell
the difference between comic violence and real violence, and if they can’t,
then there’s probably someone around to teach them the difference, much like my
dear sister taught me.
I
also sat through my share of TV shows like Gunsmoke,
Bonanza, the Lone Ranger, and Have Gun Will Travel. There was violence there as well, but when someone got shot
on one of those shows, there was never gore involved – just a lot of overacting
by some bad actors.
These
type of movies that show realistic violence (though I’m not sure how realistic
it is for someone to get shot through the head with a nail gun or be dissected
by falling construction equipment) may not encourage youngsters to go out and
try and duplicate the action involved, but I’m sure that they’ve been
responsible for at least a couple of nightmares somewhere along the line.
These
movies are done for shock value and nothing more. There’s no plot of any redeeming value, no characterization,
and no suspense. You know
everyone’s going to die and that the next one is going to be a little worse
than the last. There’s no reason
for kids to be watching this.
I
guess I got my answer to my rhetorical question, “What kind of parents would
let their kids watch this stuff?”
The answer: not very good
ones.
I
asked the two boys how old they were. They told me, and then the nine year old was quick to
add, “But my parents don’t care.”
Yeah,
that was pretty obvious.
And
sad too.