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Point–Counterpoint
— Bumper sticker of
the week: Why is it every time weÕre lost, IÕm driving?
— Quotes of the week:
ÒThere have been 5600 years of written history and 14,600 wars have been
recorded.Ó James Hillman
ÒEvery war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented
not as a war, but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.Ó George
Orwell
— Movie of the week:
For sheer pleasure, go see ÒWild Hogs.Ó No great acting. No engaging story
line. Actually, no redeeming qualities of any kind. Just straight-up fun. IÕm
assuming itÕs popularity is based on that fact, that all it intends on doing is
make us laugh. At this time in our history, we could us a good laugh.
— GREDA should have
hired me as their marketing director. I could have saved them a ton of money.
If all they want is someone to tell the public what they do, IÕm figuring I
could do that in about 8 hours per year. Figuring I charge them $100 per hour,
thatÕs $800. IÕm betting that would be a big savings for them. They could use
that extra money to make another pamphlet lying to us about how successful
theyÕve been.
— A lot of places
want to charge top dollar for second rate goods and services. I donÕt mind
paying a decent price for good food, or reliable, dependable service, so long
as thatÕs what I get in return. But I donÕt appreciate paying a high price for
poor products and service. And it seems thatÕs what IÕm getting more and more
of. That drives me crazy. Maybe when I blow I can claim Òpoor service, food and
productÓ insanity.
— Speaking of poor
service: With the recent freezing rain, we ended up with a fairly large branch
hanging over the power line leading to our home and the neighborÕs home.
AmerenlP said they couldnÕt take it down because the tree is on my property,
and not on the terrace. So I asked why they trimmed it last summer. It was on
my property than too. They hadnÕt asked my permission. Apparently it was
alright for them to mangle it. He didnÕt seem to have an answer. They never do.
— Point–Counterpoint:
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Point: God created all men equal.
Counterpoint: Obviously,
you havenÕt spent much time in the menÕs locker room.
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Point: It is good to know the truth.
Counterpoint: But itÕs not
always good to tell it.
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Point: We need more politicians.
Counterpoint: For what?
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Point: Death is a natural part of life.
Counterpoint: Have you ever
seen a dead person do the polka?
¥ Point:
President Bush would not be considered one of our more intelligent Presidents.
Counterpoint: No shit.
¥ Point:
The object of the game is to win.
Counterpoint: The object of
the game is to learn how to lose without falling apart.
¥ Point:
It is far better to give than to receive.
Counterpoint: IÕm not
falling for that.
¥ Point:
People on death row are sometimes innocent.
Counterpoint: You got to
figure, they were sent there by people too dumb to get out of jury duty.
¥ Point:
The Iraq War is about democracy and freedom.
Counterpoint: Yeah. And
Howdy Dowdy was a real person.