White is the only color recognized by God.
Of all the evilness on earth, none is worse than a liberal. Compassion, diversity, forgiveness, charity, humanism. These things have no place among God-fearing people.
Capital punishment should be observed before every Friday night high school football game across America. You talk about a deterrent. A hanging on the goal post. Maybe a little cheer: Ra, Ra, Re, kick him in the knee. Ra, Ra, Ras, hang the sucker.
Something is wrong with these homosexuals. You didn't see Jesus running around with other men. Well, maybe a few. But he really liked that Mary Magdalene chick.
Women want to be seen as equal to men. The day they can win a distance peeing contest is the day I'm willing to admit defeat. Until than, we've got something on them.
I don't understand what the big thing is about forests and trees. Does a tree have any rights in the constitution? I look at a tree and all I see is toilet paper.
Everyone should speak English, particularly if they want to live in this country. No speakie English, adios.
They should allow the Ten Commandments to hang everywhere, including around the necks of foreigners.
You don't believe in Christ, you might as well shoot yourself. You ain't going to heaven anyway.
Guns. Everyone wants our guns. I have a constitutional right to have as many guns as I want. After all, you never know when the neighbors are going to turn on you.
All I want for Christmas is for minorities to go away.
Health care for everyone. What a joke. Didn't you ever hear of survival of the fittest?
They want to keep raising minimum wage. Pretty soon there won't be any poor people to exploit. How do they expect a businessman to make any money? We keep giving more to the workers, pretty soon there won't be an upper class. Then what?
Every town ought to have a jail for kids who won't listen to their parents, for foreigners, degenerates, non-Christians, and politicians who have been in office more than 30 days. And one for women who make their husbands do chores.
Everyone should be treated equal. Who ever came up with that nonsense?
They ought to change the legal age to five. These damn evil kids do stuff, and right away they want to get off because they're young.
Any politician caught talking ought to lose their taxpayer supported pension, or their lives, whichever is worth more.
Given the magnitude of the problem, what difference does it possibly make if you run over a few older people?
All drugs should be legalized. Look how successful alcohol and tobacco have been.
Twinkle, twinkle little star,/ How I wonder what I are./ I am white, not black or brown,/ So God must love me.
They say a fool is born every minute. How can you argue with that? Happy April Fool's Day. The Peever.