LEAVE IT TO PEEVER
Things
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Bumper sticker of the week: When I want your opinion, IÕll beat it out of you.
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Quote of the week (Arbor Day tomorrow): ÒThe best time to plant a tree was 200
years ago. The second best time is now.Ó
Chinese proverb
ÒHalf-trees are for halfwits.Ó The
Peever
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The conservative group Landmark Legal Foundation has proposed Rush Limbaugh for the Nobel Peace
Prize. ThatÕs a good one.
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Some really weird things:
¥ Dick Cheney shoots
an attorney in the face.
¥ Sexual predator and
congressman Mark Foley is on the committee to protect children from sexual
predators.
¥ The flag burning
amendment came up again this year. Once again it went up in smoke. DonÕt these
guys have enough to do?
¥ A wall to keep out
illegal immigrants. Chances are fairly good theyÕll use illegal immigrants to
build it.
¥ How can you vote to
start a war one day and the next say, Oops, I made a mistake?
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Number of days U.S. troops fought in World War II: 1,347. Number of days troops
have fought in Iraq, as of April 15th: 1484.
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Some really stupid things:
¥ Piercings, pennies,
and political conventions.
¥ Dancing With The
Stars, American Idol, and talk radio.
¥ Fat free, sugar
free ice cream, non-alcoholic beer, and holes in donuts.
¥ Lawyers,
meteorologists, and proctologists.
¥ Brussels sprouts,
liver, and limburger cheese.
¥ Push-up bras, thong
underwear, and high heeled shoes.
¥ Gambling,
gossiping, and electronic gadgets.
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The benefits of hanging around with older people:
¥ It makes you feel
younger.
¥ They all look
alike.
¥ Sex is always an
issue, even when it ainÕt.
¥ Older and wiser
donÕt necessarily mix.
¥ I like people who
go to bed early, wake up early, and take naps in-between.
¥ If I had my choice
of sitting with old people or young people, thereÕs no contest. IÕd stay at
home.
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The Galesburg City Council election was an interesting cleansing. LetÕs hope it
was for the better.
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Galesburg losing shoppers: ThereÕs an interesting observation. Number 1:
ThereÕs nothing to shop for in Galesburg. Number 2: Our sales tax is not an
incentive to shop here. The new city manager is making a quick error. LetÕs
hire someone. To do what? HereÕs my suggestion: DonÕt give GREDA any more
money, put the money saved in the bank, draw interest, and consider yourself
ahead of the game. In the meantime, pick someone out at city hall, where we
already have way too many administrators, to be an economic development
director. That job should take up about one hour of their time per week. Remember, progress
doesnÕt come with spending money, it comes with using your head.