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Bumper sticker of the week: Annoy a Republican — Defend the Constitution.
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Quote of the week: ÒThere are some similarities, of course, between Iraq and
Vietnam. Death is terrible.Ó George
W. Bush (April 19, 2007)
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Management by Fear: Corporate America, both profit and non-profit, has adopted
BushÕs Management by Fear theory. Keep the employee fearful for his or her job.
That will control them. Or at least, so they theorize. If you screw up, or
speak up, or donÕt pucker up, well, youÕll see. IÕve never seen such a poor
excuse for managers in my life. TheyÕve gone for so long without any challenges
that they forgot, there is no company. The company is an illusion, and
management is its boss. We are the company. Once
employees get back to understanding this, the ledgers will get balanced. Until
then, donÕt bend over.
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Help save Galesburg:
¥ We could sell our first-born into
slavery. That might save us some money on the brick streets.
¥ The city council could start holding
bake sales on the city hall stair-steps. Every Saturday morning. Maybe start
about 6:30am or so. They could try
to make enough to replace the revenue they give away in TIF districts and
Enterprise Zones.
¥ How about a toll on every train that
passes through Galesburg? Sort of an Òannoyance tax.Ó
¥ For each percentage of population we
lose each year, that same percent has to be eliminated from the city
administration. We could call this an accountability clause.
¥ How about trimming our own trees hanging
over AmerenIP wires? I definitely could do as good a job.
¥ I think we should pay more for our
water. How about $10 a gallon? That would be a revenue maker.
¥ Real estate taxes are cheap compared to
New York and Chicago. Another barely tapped revenue source.
¥ If all else fails, IÕd go with
prostitution and gambling. Look what it did for Vegas.
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When brick streets become more important than helping people keep their homes,
you come to understand just how far down the evolutionary ladder we have slid.
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The government still donÕt get it: Al Qaeda is not an enemy you can kill or
make disappear. It is a state of mind. It consists of being poor, humiliated,
and living in utter and complete despair and hopelessness. At that point,
talking someone into killing themselves for the cause becomes easy. It has to
do with mainly us, Americans, unwilling to share the wealth. We ainÕt seen
nothing yet.
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Some questions about Galesburg:
¥ What political party did our town hero,
Carl Sandburg, belong to?
¥ Was the town square ever a square?
¥ W.C. Fields once played the Orpheum.
After the show, he was seen leaving the bar at the Hotel Custer with a local
woman. Do you know who it was?
¥ If the inventor of the Ferris Wheel was
from Galesburg, why do we have a street called Losey?
¥ If St. Mary was built for Catholics, and
Cottage for Protestants, where did non-believers go?
¥ Our founding fathers were
prohibitionists. When exactly did they lose control?
¥ Galesburg was at one time a strong union
town. Why were we doing so much better then?
— Happy Summer
Solstice. Remember not to run your air conditioner this summer. AmerenIP has
warned us about high electrical rates. ÒSweat for AmerenIP.Ó Sounds catchy. Or
how about ÒAmerenIP Causes a Stink.Ó