LEAVE IT TO PEEVER
Wimpy, whiny Democrats
— Bumper sticker of
the week: Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. It ainÕt going to
work.
— Quote of the week:
ŌThe illusion is that nationalism helps to free people. The reality is that
nationalism is now the same as militarism.
ŌThe illusion is that other
nations are inferior, misguided, and wrong in their ways. The reality is that
every nation struggles with inner conflict.
ŌThe illusion is that God
favors one country and supports its destiny. The reality is God has never
expressed an opinion about any nation, and never will.
ŌThe illusion is that
national boundaries make us secure. The reality is that we live in an open
world where boundaries mean less and less.
ŌThe illusion is your
country defines who you are. The reality is that finding out who you are
requires self-searching and self-knowledge.Ķ Deepak Chopra
— Ten good
old-fashioned ways to gain wealth:
1. Inherit it.
2. Marry into it.
3. Cheat old people.
4. Cheat young people.
5. Cheat minority people.
6. Run a company and steal the
retirement fund.
7. Get the government to back you.
8. Buy things cheap and sell them for
a lot.
9. Take everything off of public lands
and sell it.
10. If all else fails, invent
something useless, like cell phones.
— Military recruiters
should be kept out of high schools: They pose a dangerous threat to our
children. Mothers, you need to get MAMS (Mothers Against Military Service).
Fathers, you need to get real. If you see recruiting posters in school, donÕt
be afraid to ask to hang posters countering their message. After all, high
schools are not recruitment centers. And besides, we own them.
— A county flag: Now
thereÕs something we really needed. Knox County probably has an unemployment
rate and underemployed rate of at least 30%, and they give us a flag.
— IÕm taking odds the
development on North Seminary Street will never get off the ground. The longer
I look at the plan, the fishier it gets. The Zoning Commission loved it. After
all, it took someone at least an hour to draw it up. The last bet I made, I
lost two dinners on the Bush win. So you might want to get in touch.
— Bush and Congress
sinking together: What a lovely sound. The gurgling and gasping for one last breath
of air. Drowning in their own sea of stupidity. BushÕs approval rating is at
43%, Congress at 31%. I feel bad, really bad. The party is Saturday night.
— White House
official changes reports on greenhouse gases to suit his oil producing friends:
Ah, the fine art of editing. If you canÕt beat Ôem, change Ôem.
— Speaking of
Democrats: What a group of wimpy whiners. They cry about Dean because he goes
on the attack. They compromise so we can put right-wing judges on the federal
bench for the rest of their lives. Maybe social security could use some changes.
Yea, warÕs not all that bad. Gee, we wouldnÕt want to have universal health
care, someone might call that a socialist idea. There must be something about
being a Democrat that involves not having a spine. Those guys and gals in
Washington cave in quicker than my swimming pool did. I got some good advice
for any Democrat wanting to act like a Republican: Forget it. TheyÕre way too
good at it. All itÕs going to do for you is make your whiner go limp.