LEAVE IT TO PEEVER
Helping to advance the insidious liberal agenda
— Bumper sticker of
the week: 4 out of 5 voices in my head say IÕm right.
— Quotes of the week:
ÒRemember, no matter where you go, there you are.Ó Earl Mac Rauch
ÒNo vacation goes unpunished.Ó Karl
Hakkarainen
— The ups and downs
of war:
¥ We encourage people to step forward to defend America, but we hate
it when they get
killed.
¥ We love it when the President says we are the spreaders of freedom
and righteousness, but
we hate it when we find out thatÕs not true.
¥ We get all patriotic when we go to war to rid the world of Òweapons
of mass destruction,Ó
but hate it when we canÕt find any.
¥ We are impressed when we capture ÒterroristsÓ and jail them, but
forget that every human
being has a right to be treated with respect and
dignity. Even our enemies.
¥ We think that killing people will bring about peace, but in our
hearts we know better.
¥ War does give the unemployed and poor some opportunities, but they
can be rather short-
lived.
¥ War does help the economy. It takes from the poor and gives to the
rich.
¥ When all is said and done, the war stories are mainly tales of
sadness and woe, dressed up in patriotism and flags and memories that become
skewed with time.
— The lesser of two
evils:
¥ A prostitute on the street corner or a pretty little thing that
steals someoneÕs husband?
¥ A bank robber or the CEO of a company who bankrupts the retirement
fund?
¥ Bush or Cheney?
¥ A killer or the state appointed executioner?
¥ The enemy or the liberator?
¥ A lying President or a drug dealer?
¥ A right-wing, Christian, Supreme Court Justice or a lobotomy?
¥ Burning a prairie plot or selling it to Wal-Mart?
¥ A politician or a used car salesman?
¥ A crazed cowboy or a drunken Indian?
¥ Winning The Flub-A-Dub award or getting an enema?
— Rove and Bush will
go down together. You just donÕt fire your creator. If you think Rove will go, you
better get another fantasy.
— Bolton appointed as
ambassador to the UN: Bush couldnÕt get his maniacal, anti-UN man through the
Senate, so he appoints him during a recess of the Senate, which was a wrong and
disappointing use of an emergency provision that allows a president to make
appointments during recesses for Òreal emergencies.Ó The craziness of this
President just never seems to end. Folks, weÕve entered The Twilight Zone.
— The definition of a
politician: A flawed human being who pretends to know how to govern other
flawed human beings.
— If it werenÕt for
right-wingers, IÕd have no fun at all: Occasionally someone will tell me that I
write too much about right-wingers. That I should have more compassion. Be more
tolerant. I thought about it for a long time and have come to the conclusion
that theyÕre wrong.