I
was on a TV show the other day and the host asked me what I thought could be
done to bring the Democratic leaders off this state back from "the brink
of the abyss."
Too
late, I said. We're already in the abyss, and we've been there for a while.
House
Speaker Michael Madigan refuses to even be in the same room with his Democratic
counterparts, Gov. Rod Blagojevich and Senate President Emil Jones. The last
time Madigan showed up for a meeting, he played "telephone" with
Blagojevich, whispering his comments intended for the governor to someone who
was sitting between the two men. Blagojevich replied through the same
intermediary. Madigan abruptly left the meeting when an ally of Sen. Jones all
but called him a racist.
Jones
has welded himself to Blagojevich all year, perhaps because his family's
finances have done so well recently. His wife got a big promotion (after the
rules were changed) and a major pay boost. His son got a nice raise. His
stepson scored tons of contracts. Jones despises Madigan, believing he doesn't
get the respect he deserves from His Royal Highness. Madigan has little respect
for Jones, so the bad feelings are mutual. Jones and Blagojevich have been
fighting Madigan shoulder to shoulder all year.
Blagojevich
has been trying to knock Madigan off his throne ever since the governor was
elected in 2002. He stepped up his game this year, to no avail. Madigan is
probably more entrenched than ever. The governor's attacks merely served to
rally Madigan's House Democratic members to his side. And it doesn't help the
governor's cause that his job approval rating rivals President Bush's dismal
levels. Opposing the governor has little downside, while supporting him could
have serious consequences, including with the US Attorney, who is currently
combing through the governor's little black book.
Nothing
is getting done in Springfield purely because of this gigantic, hateful clash
of egos and agendas. The "spring" legislative session was supposed to
end on May 31st. The governor has ordered the General Assembly back to
Springfield January 2nd to try to wrap things up, but I, for one, am not
hopeful. We're in the abyss, remember. By the way, the governor has called a
kabillion special sessions this year, and all have failed.
Illinois
has forever been a "can-do" state, so it's difficult for many to
believe that all hope is lost. "Something" can always be done. So,
why not here?
I
was thinking about that very question when former Gov. Jim Thompson phoned.
Thompson
had called to bust my chops about something I had written on a proposal that he
helped pass in Springfield. We merrily traded insults back and forth, never
taking anything personally. I
whacked him but good on his goofy idea to have the state buy Wrigley Field and lease
it back to whomever buys the Chicago Cubs. He upbraided me for allowing my
hatred of all things "Cub" to undermine my judgment. We laughed and
had a good ol' time, hurling insults at each other in the spirit of the
holidays.
And
then it hit me.
Thompson
was one of the most can-do governors we've ever had. Love him or hate him, he
got things done. During his final reelection campaign, after ten years in
office, he was endorsed by both the Illinois Chamber of Commerce and the
Illinois AFL-CIO. He has a knack for bringing people together, and he can charm
the fangs off a rattlesnake.
Big
Jim's law firm represents Blagojevich's campaign fund, so he has a relationship
there. Thompson also chats regularly with Speaker Madigan and Senate President
Jones. Both men still have respect for the old man.
So,
I asked Thompson if he could do something about our immovable object meets
irresistible force dilemma.
Apparently,
I wasn't the first to make this suggestion, and Thompson didn't come out and
say he'd do it, but he did seem intrigued.
We
have no grownups running this show, and we won't get any for a long time. The
next best thing might be to inject a bonafide adult into the equation. Perhaps
the only person with greater people skills than Thompson is George Ryan, but he
isn't exactly available these days.
Then
again, I'm not sure that a hundred Jim Thompson's could solve this intractable
problem. But, hey, it's the holiday season. I'm allowed a little hope.
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Rich
Miller also publishes Capitol Fax, a daily political newsletter, and
thecapitolfaxblog.com.