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Weighed down by heating bills
— Bumper sticker of
the week: Save democracy — plant a bush in Texas.
— Quote of the week:
ÒFor in a Republic, who is 'the country'? Is it the government which is for the
moment in the saddle? Why, the government is merely a servant — merely a
temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and
what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isnÕt. Its function is to
obey orders, not originate them.Ó Mark Twain
— Weighed down by heating
bills: The catch-up game is going to kill many a family's budget this spring.
Already burdened by the high cost of gas, real estate taxes, double-digit
inflation health-care costs, and pitifully low salaries, along comes AmerenIP,
with criminally high natural gas prices. I guess they figure they might as well
get into the game. This is the game called capitalism. When they got you down,
why not stomp on you. People will be crushed beneath late fees, reconnect
charges, and deposits, added to an already exorbitant bill. The cost will be
insurmountable for many. You might as well bend over and kiss your house goodbye.
— Nursery rhyme facts
that may peeve you:
¥ The Big Bad Wolf was a
pimp.
¥ Alice was high on drugs.
¥ Old Mother Hubbard was on
welfare.
¥ It wasnÕt a little lamb
that Mary had.
¥ Little Bo Peep sold her
sheep to Woolrich.
¥ Humpty-Dumpty was a bad
egg.
¥ Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Three Men
in a Tub. Guess what?
¥ How could Three Blind
Mice run after the farmer's wife?
¥ It's been said Mother
Goose was not really a goose, or a mother, but an Englishman writing about the
many trials and tribulations of living in England. IÕm not falling for that.
— Answering the
e-mail:
¥ Question: You sure are
hard on the President. ShouldnÕt you show some respect, if for no other reason
than heÕs the President?
Answer: No.
¥ Question: Do you think
itÕs ok for older people to have sex?
Answer: ItÕs ok, but highly unlikely.
¥ Question: I hear you have
never joined a fraternal or service organization. Do you have a reason why?
Answer: IÕm
not lonely.
¥ Question: Who do you
think the Democrats will run for President in 2008?
Answer:
Hopefully, someone with a brain, which eliminates everyone mentioned so far.
¥ Question: You are against
the war. Are you a coward or a commie?
Answer: Let me make this perfectly clear: IÕm a coward. I
wouldnÕt like anyone shooting at me. I have a hard time staying alive as it is.
I do not believe it is right to kill people in the name of democracy, religion,
revenge, or pretty much for any other reason you can think of. If we are made
in GodÕs image, then I would assume we each have a part of that divine matter
within us. To destroy it puts one on thin ice. We rationalize exceptions. Not
taking another life is a difficult position to take. There are always doubts.
¥ Question: How do you view
the world as a whole at this time in our history?
Answer: It
pretty much sucks. Still, IÕm optimistic that Elvis will show up somewhere.