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Definitions
Here are
definitions for some of the words I use fairly often. This should help you to
understand the depths to which I go to give meaning to the ridiculous. For what
else do we have but words.
BushWorld: BushWorld
is a place inhabited by rich people. Most were born rich, they didnÕt earn it. BushWorld is made up of such things as Wal-Mart,
downsizing, political corruption, disintegrating schools, every child left
behind, recession, prison crowding, minimum wage jobs, Halliburton, the
Hurricane Katrina fiasco, money laundering, sweatshops, homelessness,
bankruptcies, corporate welfare, monopolies, war, torture, environmental
catastrophe, terrorism, fear, a tanking economy, illegal phone tapping, a
right-wing Supreme Court, an appointed President, unemployment, monarch,
autocracy, and a general gloom that saps the life out of everyone. BushWorld is not a good place to be. Hell, it ainÕt even a good place to visit.
Conservative:
While liberals tend to look forward, a conservative prefers to look backwards
for answers to todayÕs problems. Yesterday looks so much better to them than
today or tomorrow. Being a conservative is not necessarily bad, it just seems
like such a waste of time.
Democrat:
(see Republican)
Dumber than
a box of rocks: This is a person who has attributes of a nit wit, idiot, and
being just plain stupid, all wrapped up in one. This would be someone like our
President.
Flub-A-Dub:
A Flub-A-Dub is similar to a fupa. It is a grave
mistake, sometimes done with good intent, sometimes done out of sheer
stupidity. To be Flubbed is to be held in the lowest of esteem, regardless of
your rank.
Idiot: An
idiot is a person who does dumb things, but not so dumb of a thing that they
would be considered a nit wit. You can work with an idiot, although you have to
use really simple words, like, Ō Hello, Mr. President,Ķ or ŌCan you speak
Mexican?Ķ
Liberal: A
liberal most recently has been a person who is trying to behave like a moderate
Republican, but who isnÕt very good at it. TodayÕs liberals hate to be called
liberal. I donÕt blame them. Being against capital punishment, war, torture,
being pro-choice, supporting separation of church and state, speaking out
against poverty, injustice, corporate greed, racism, sexism, and demanding a sustainable environment are all
things you wouldnÕt want your name associated with.
Moderate:
This is a person who canÕt commit to anything. ŌGee, I donÕt know, IÕm going to
stay neutral.Ķ This person dislikes confrontation, so they stand right in the
middle. Moderates are ok people, theyÕre just a bit boring.
Nit Wit:
This is a person who may have Flubbed. Someone kind of like Gov. Spitzer from
New York. A nit wit is not to be confused with an idiot or someone who is just
plain stupid. A nit wit is really dumb. Death sentence dumb.
Republican:
A Republican is a person who loves big business, and is willing to finance them
with our tax dollars. Republicans tend to favor war and a strong military. They
dislike helping those in need. Most Republican politicians are more interested
in being re-elected than they are governing. When left to their own devises, a
Republican will always screw you. Never bend down in front of one.
Right-Wing
Christian Soldier: A right-wing Christian Soldier is generally white,
Christian, male, Republican, above age 50, and quite possibly may have had a
lobotomy at one time or another. Right-wing Christian soldiers believe the
Bible to be the one and only true word of God, Christianity to be the only
religion eligible to get into Heaven, they read the Bible literally, except
that part which talks about coveting thy neighbors ass, and all show signs of
having been potty trained in a rather harsh manner. When you cross politics
with religion, you get a right winged Christian Soldier, capable of the most
idiotic notions known to humankind, like stem-cell research being bad, or war
being noble, or abortion being immoral. Moronic things like that.
Stupid:
Stupid refers to the simplest of dummies. Many people do stupid things. Not all
of them are necessarily stupid, but probably.