LEAVE IT TO PEEVER
Sociopaths
live in white houses.
-Bumper
sticker of the week: Believing bullshit will not make it come true.
-Quotes of
the week: ÒItÕs universally wrong to steal from your neighbor, but once you get
beyond this one-to-one level and pit the individual against the multi-national
conglomerate, the federal bureaucracy...or the utility company, it becomes
strictly a value judgment to decide who exactly is stealing from whom. One
persons crime is another persons profit.Ó
Abbie Hoffman
ÒAmericaÕs
one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.Ó Bobcat Goldthwait
-George W.
Bush wants to take democracy to Iraq, as though we have a surplus of it here.
Ends up being the perfect tragedy, with 4000 of our soldiers dead, countless
tens of thousands injured, an unknown amount of Iraqi civilians dead,
(estimated in the hundreds of thousands), torture being sanctioned by our
government, executions in the field, and about half a trillion dollars spent.
Recession hell. ItÕs the war, stupid.
-An odd
thing happened on the way to 60:
* We slept on our
bellies in lead painted cribs.
* There were no
child-proof lids on medicine bottles.
* We had no car
seats, no air bags.
* Riding in the back
of a pickup was a treat, especially on a hot day.
* We ate homemade
cake, drank koolaid with a ton of sugar in it, and scarfed down white bread
with plenty of real butter on it. There werenÕt many kids overweight.
* We left home in the
morning and sometimes didnÕt get back until dark. No one ever bothered us.
* We got BB guns for
our birthday, played ball all day with a rubber ball and bat, and fought like
cats and dogs. Hardly anyone ever got hurt.
* Not everyone made
the Little League team, but no one shot anyone or sued or otherwise made much
of a fuss. Maybe a few tears. You had to learn how to deal with disappointment.
Not everyone was athletic.
* The town cop took
care of minor infractions of the law. A wack along side the head put a damper
on many a would-be criminals young career. And our parents backed him.
* We drank water from
the well, the sink, or a garden hose, not from a plastic bottle with a nipple.
* We spent hours
raising pigeons, building go-carts, playing basketball and baseball, fixing our
bikes, hiking, swimming in the creek. We hardly ever sat on our butts. We
entertained ourselves.
Somehow, we
made it. Maybe we were lucky. There were not so many rules and regulations. I
guess as we begin turning sixty, we should congratulate one another. Apparently
we beat the odds. By God, we made it.
-China
stomps on Tibet, again: You donÕt hear much about our eagerness to defend
Tibet. We wouldnÕt want to make our Chinese buddies made. After all, just about
everything we buy nowadays comes from China. Seems they have one of
capitalismÕs most prized possessions: cheap labor. And to top it off, Bush and
Co. just took China off the Òhuman rights violatorsÓ list. ItÕs all just more
of the same. Insanity.
-Speaking
of sociopaths. How to spot one:
* Many sociopaths are
salesmen. If it donÕt bother you to take money from a person who canÕt afford
what they are buying, guess what?
* Lying and cheating
are second nature to a sociopath. Refer to number one as an example.
* One of the
diagnostic criteria for a sociopath used to be if a person had over two
tattoos. Now itÕs 22.
* If a person is
charming, but has a criminal record, go figure.
* A lot of sociopaths
like to live on the edge. Rather than finding that enticing, you should push
them over.
* IÕm sorry. IÕm
sorry. IÕm sorry. Sociopath.
* Secretive,
authoritarian, cunning, manipulative, a liar, incapable of real human
attachment, extremely narcissistic and grandiose, drinks too much, lacks
empathy, lacks remorse and feelings of guilt, possesses superficial charm, and
may state readily that their goal is to rule the world. Remind you of anyone?
Hint: He lives in a white house.