LEAVE IT TO PEEVER
Things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving:
— IÕm thankful I
wasnÕt one of the Indians the pilgrims poisoned.
— IÕd have really
been thankful if IÕd have won the mega-millions the other Tuesday. $315
million. Now all I have are shattered dreams.
— IÕm thankful I live
in a country where you can call the President stupid, an idiot and a moron, and
no one argues with you.
— IÕm thankful the
American public is finally paying some attention to what is going on in
Washington.
— IÕm glad IÕm not a
turkey.
— IÕm thankful I live
in a town where things pretty much stay the same. I hate change.
— IÕm thankful that
Thanksgiving is on a Thursday, which is one of the days I happen to work.
— IÕm thankful I
learned somewhere along the line that killing the enemy is only going to piss
them off.
— IÕd have really
been thankful if Bush would have stayed in China. They love him so.
— IÕm grateful the
Congress and Senate are finally waking up. It must be nearing election time.
— I would be really
thankful if the government would start representing a majority of the people.
— I would be extra
thankful if a majority of the people started using their brains to think with
rather than their ears.
— IÕm thankful that
50% of
Americans think President Bush should be impeached. But I doubt seriously that
we can talk any female into giving him a blow job.
— IÕm thankful I was
raised as a Democrat. Otherwise, IÕd have killed myself by now.
— It would really be
something to be thankful for if Dick Cheney turned into a turkey this
Thanksgiving.
— It would be a
wonderfully thankful Thanksgiving if our troops returned home this holiday
season. Alive.
— IÕm thankful I
didnÕt die five years ago. Otherwise, IÕd be dead right now.
— Finally, I am
thankful, and hopeful, that I will be able to continue peeving you for another
five years.
By than I should be ready to retire and start living off the government, like
so many of the rest of you seem to be doing.
So there! Another
Thanksgiving. Praise be to God, Allah, Bush or whoever, and pass some more
turkey and mashed potatoes.